A recent comment shows that we have been giving Jane too much spotlight to the detriment of our other felines. With that in mind allow me to present Eris: the Pillsbury Dough Cat!
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Mrrrrr....
Mrr-aah!
Mroauw! Mroauw!
Rrrrrrraouw! Pbhhhht!
Rest In Peace My Poor Little Girl
The Cat-5: Jane, Eris, Max, Kallisti and Lucy. They survived Katrina, evacuation and much much more. Now they have settled down back home in New Orleans with their human staff. Kallisti lost a fight with an oncoming car in mid 2007. She will be missed always. This is their blog (Inspired by Dr. A, Transcribed by their staff: Loki and Alexis)
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Rest In Peace My Poor Little Girl
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1 comment:
Eris is as dignified as you are. Not very...
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